Road Trip Recipe:
In a one quart mixing bowl begin with two dogs and an iPod that refuses to work even though you just loaded a bunch of new tunes on it.
When you are 15 miles down the road, frustrated the fact that you will have to endure a lot of 99 Luftballoons, Golden Ear Ring and Eddie Money during the 8+ hour trip, add in the fact that you forgot one bag, turn around, drive back, get it, begin trip again… to more Eddie Money.
At mile 212, add ice and stir while mixing in a bridge. At 70 MPH make sure you fishtail left, then right, then back to the left. When you have done this, throw in a complete 180 and quickly add a guard rail and a snow bank.
Next place in back of state trooper squad and bake for $180 ticket.
Now you are ready to enjoy your dish keeping in mind the fact that the dogs were not hurt, you were not hurt, nobody else was hurt, you managed to avoid all other cars and in spite of the fact that you were dumb enough to get yourself into the situation, at least you kept your SUV from rolling over.
Top off the dish finishing the remaining 270 miles with a large dent in the rear quarter panel, a scratch that runs the length of the drivers side and a busted up front quarter panel.
